August 26, 2014

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via dildolaourus)

August 26, 2014

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

(via roseonabeach)

August 26, 2014

surprisebitch:

the sequel

(Source: paid-in-starbucks, via evilpotato)

August 26, 2014

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via grantire)

August 26, 2014

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

(via throughthelookingglass-beyond)

August 26, 2014

stuckyassemble:

a little ball of steve (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: acconito, via bowtiewearingsherlockian)

August 26, 2014

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

imageNot all of them

(Source: , via pseudoswitchthewinterchild)

August 26, 2014

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via put-the-dickinson)

August 26, 2014
Marvel Hero Ask-Me
Spider-Man: How have you dealt with some of the tragedies in your life?
Captain America: What are some things you believe in?
Iron Man: Ever had any epiphanies?
Thor: Talk about your relationship with your family.
Hawkeye: Talk about a time you got a second chance
Black Widow: Tell a secret?
Captain Marvel: Are you the recipient of a legacy?
Ms. Marvel: Talk about something new you're doing.
She-Hulk: What keeps you busy?
Hulk: How do you feel about being alone?
Luke Cage: Talk about when you've been treated unfairly, on a small or large scale.
Black Panther: How do you feel about your country?
Black Cat: Do you have a code of ethics?
Daredevil: What is something others see as a weakness, but you know to be a strength?
Doctor Strange: Talk about a moment your life changed paths.
Cyclops: What do you worry about?
Jean Grey: What is something about yourself you can't control?
Storm: What do people look up to you for?
Rogue: What makes it hard for people to get close to you?
Shadowcat: Talk about growing up.
Beast: Favorite book?
Nightcrawler: Religious beliefs?
Scarlet Witch: What things have you broken?
Quicksilver: Who do you feel protective toward?
Wolverine: What are things you regret?
Mr. Fantastic: How controlling can you be?
Invisible Woman: Talk about a process of finding your identity.
Human Torch: Can people take you seriously?
Thing: Your body-- what are you insecure about? What do you love?
Black Bolt: What don't you ever do?
Silver Surfer: (Where?) do you want to wander?
... Any others?
August 26, 2014

(Source: best-of-memes, via yaoilover95)

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